Description
👕🥩 Human: Now in Convenient T-Shirt Form! 🥩👕
Ever wondered what’s inside a person? Spoiler: it’s not just bones and bad decisions. Slip on this shirt and let the world know you’re a walking, talking emotional snack pack.
Ingredients:
- 1x Fragile Meat Vessel (Handle with care. Seriously.)
- 42% Feelings, 38% Overthinking, 20% Leftover pizza
- By-product of love (and questionable choices)
- Best served medium rare—because well done is just too much pressure
- Requires caffeine to operate. May malfunction without it.
Warning Labels:
- Unstable when hungry
- Do not drop. May shatter into existential dread
- Keep away from Mondays
Perfect for:
- Anyone who’s ever said “I’m fine” while clearly not fine
- People who run on coffee and chaos
- Sentient beings pretending to have it together
Wear it proudly. You’re not broken—you’re just limited edition.
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