Description
🔪🧠 “A Murder a Day Keeps the Bad Thoughts Away™” 🧠🔪
Introducing the ultimate wellness regimen for the morally flexible: one fictional murder a day to keep your inner demons entertained and your intrusive thoughts politely distracted.
Whether it’s plotting the demise of your alarm clock or imagining a dramatic showdown with your printer, this totally non-lethal, 100% imaginary program is perfect for:
- Aspiring mystery novelists
- Over-caffeinated office workers
- People who say “I’m fine” through gritted teeth
Each day includes:
- One elaborately staged whodunnit in your mind palace
- A complimentary alibi generator
- And a soothing voice that whispers, “It’s okay, they deserved it… metaphorically.”
Disclaimer: No actual crimes committed. Just vibes, drama, and a healthy dose of theatrical vengeance.
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