A Murder A Day, Keeps the Bad Thoughts T-Shirt (Unisex, Mens and Womens)

£21.00

100% combed ringspun cotton. The perfect fabric for a graphic tee and the softest in the business. (Due to product availability, cotton type may vary for 2XL and 3XL sizes)

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Description

🔪🧠 “A Murder a Day Keeps the Bad Thoughts Away™” 🧠🔪
Introducing the ultimate wellness regimen for the morally flexible: one fictional murder a day to keep your inner demons entertained and your intrusive thoughts politely distracted.

Whether it’s plotting the demise of your alarm clock or imagining a dramatic showdown with your printer, this totally non-lethal, 100% imaginary program is perfect for:

  • Aspiring mystery novelists
  • Over-caffeinated office workers
  • People who say “I’m fine” through gritted teeth

Each day includes:

  • One elaborately staged whodunnit in your mind palace
  • A complimentary alibi generator
  • And a soothing voice that whispers, “It’s okay, they deserved it… metaphorically.”

Disclaimer: No actual crimes committed. Just vibes, drama, and a healthy dose of theatrical vengeance.

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